For many years I ignored television. I read, watched tapes, listened to music and didn’t watch TV. Okay, it was because I couldn’t afford cable, but anyway…. The past few years I have been corrupted. I now secretly (well, not anymore) watch reality television. I love it. Real Housewives is one of my favorites. Add in the int ernet, wifi, and a laptop, and I am a monster. If you are clueless on this, ignore the rest of this post.
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Gretchen: gorgeous, funny, a bit fake, and probably a savvy golddigger. Oh well. Use what you have.
Jeana: too real for TV most likely, but I like her. She is like Jill. Very real. I like her kids, y too.
Vicki: I was kind of grossed out by the vow renewal – but I think it was genuine, since she did it without a giant extravaganza..(except for the millions of viewers). She is a bit of a prima donna for me, and too much of a sales person.
New Girl: Jesus freak. She is boring to me.
Slade: I loathe him entirely.
Donn: probably too good for all of these people.
Simon: I kind of like him. He is a bit military/old-fashioned/closed minded for me. I think Tamra changed the game on him and it caused the break up.
Tamra: Skank; white trash; not very smart, and all of those beliefs I had before this season. The night she had Gretchen over, and plotted to encourage tequila shots, my mind was made up. She is not a family woman, as she claims to be. She said after Lynn’s party to Vicki that she didnt want to be around Gretchen because she (Tamra) had family morals blah blah blah…then wants to be friends with Gretchen, and then is offended when Simon calls her out as a hypocrite. Housewives come hotter, and smarter, and nicer, and younger.
NY:
Silex: They are fun to watch because they are so odd. I just can’t avert my gaze. I have no other words.
Bethenny: Married? Preggers? Woo hoo! I have always liked her, even though she is a bit Jersey for a NYC girl.
Ramona: Froot Loop. But, we need her to stir it up and she knows it.
Countess: Come on! She has potential to be a “get real” person, but puts on airs…..
Whatshernamewashedupmodel: I don’t have the desire to offer an opinion since she is so not in my world or anyones……
Jill: Love her, but she can be a bit too much with the snobbery to others.
NJ:
Prostitution Whore! I miss this one more than any other.